OH PING, THERE YOU ARE. YEAH YOU RIGHT, IT IS NOW TIME TO DINNER! I JUST SWINGING MY STAFF EARLIER, WITH SHIRT OFF OF COURSE AND AM SO HOT AND HUNGRY NOW! BODY COMPLETELY COVERED IN SWEAT, STOMACH COMPLETELY EMPTY OF ALL RICE! I THINK YOUR CHIMERA IDEA BRILLIANT! JUST STIR FRY AND ADD RICE! GO OFF NOW AND PREPARE FOR ME!
[SLAPS PING'S ASS WITH MANLY GUSTO OF LONGTIME DEAR COMRADE]
PING WHAT WRONG!? MANLY MAN NEVER INDECISIVE, NEVER ASK FOR DIRECTIONS! REMEMBER MEN NOT WALK INTO FOREST! MAN COURAGEOUSLY PENETRATE FOREST AND WOODS COME ALL AROUND HIM! ... ALSO WHY YOUR FACE SO RED!?
[NOTICES HIM STARING]
WHAT? SOMETHING ON CHEST? IT BECAUSE MY NIPPLES HAVE NO COLOR, RIGHT? FA PING, FOR LOVE OF CONFUCIUS, LAST WEEK I ALREADY TOLD YOU AT MANLY COMMUNITY POETRY TIME THAT I HAVE RARE CONDITION THAT MAKE NIPPLE BLEND IN WITH CHEST WHENEVER SHIRT OFF!
NO, NO, YOUR NIPPLES ARE JUST FINE, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THEM AT ALL! I JUST THOUGHT YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU COULD... USE... A SHOWER? I CAN SCRUB YOUR BACK LIKE BROTHERS DO. [INNOCENT SMILE]
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[SLAPS PING'S ASS WITH MANLY GUSTO OF LONGTIME DEAR COMRADE]
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[NOT STARING AT THE HOT MANLY CHEST NNNO SIR]
BUT UH, CAPTAIN? WHERE ARE WE? NOT THAT I WOULD ASK FOR DIRECTIONS OR ANYTHING!
[OH HELLO HAND ON BUTT]
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[NOTICES HIM STARING]
WHAT? SOMETHING ON CHEST? IT BECAUSE MY NIPPLES HAVE NO COLOR, RIGHT? FA PING, FOR LOVE OF CONFUCIUS, LAST WEEK I ALREADY TOLD YOU AT MANLY COMMUNITY POETRY TIME THAT I HAVE RARE CONDITION THAT MAKE NIPPLE BLEND IN WITH CHEST WHENEVER SHIRT OFF!
[SHAKES HEAD IN DISMAY]
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[SHAKES HEAD RAPIDLY, LIFTING GAZE TO HIS FACE]
NO, NO, YOUR NIPPLES ARE JUST FINE, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THEM AT ALL! I JUST THOUGHT YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU COULD... USE... A SHOWER? I CAN SCRUB YOUR BACK LIKE BROTHERS DO. [INNOCENT SMILE]
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I LIKE THAT
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