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[great_mighty]

[THERE IS A POOL OF....QUESTIONABLE CONTENTS JUST CHILLIN'. VARIOUS PIECES OF SWEET CORN HOP AROUND WITHOUT A CARE.

....DO YOU DARE APPROACH?]

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[ruby_mephisto]

[STANDING OVER HERE, NOT...REALLY WANTING TO GET CLOSE TO THESE "QUESTIONABLE CONTENTS"]

...WHAT IN THE WORLD?

[great_mighty]

[BEST VOICE EVER ECHOES FROM SOMEWHERE!]

BRRRING ME SOME SWEET CORN!

[dem_deadbodys]

OH? WHAT MIGHT THIS BE?

[great_mighty]

[THE SWEET CORN HOPS ABOUT, MAKING BOING! NOISES. SUDDENLY! A HANDSOMEVOICE!]

BRRRRING ME SOME SWEET CORN!

[dem_deadbodys]

OH WHAT A SILLY THING. TO BE HOPPING ON ITS OWN. HEHE...
[HE PROBABLY WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL HIM TO]

[great_mighty]

[LUCKILY FOR YOU, ONE SWEET CORN IS FEELING PARTICULARLY SUICIDAL TODAY. IT HOPS INTO THE SOUP. THERE IS A SWIFT RUMBLING AFOOT!]

[INTRO ONLY! NO SHIT THROWING YET, BECAUSE HE PAUSES TO GET A LOOK AT YOU.]

YOU AREN'T THE SQUIRREL I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ATTACKING TODAY! [PRODUCES A PLANNER FROM....EH, BETTER NOT TO KNOW.]

I'M COMPLETELY BOOKED TODAY, PERHAPS TOMORROW YOU'D PREFER?