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converse all stars - STOP CHASING BANDWAGONS, YOU GULLIBLE CUNTS
my chemical romance - id like them to die
scarves - if its cold, fair enough, otherwise, TAKE IT THE FUCK OFF
<3 - its an arse in a cone for fucks sake
fender squires - you arent cool because you have one yeah?
donnie darko - this film is GAY. Its not clever/deep/complex/confusing, if ( Read more... )

As i was drinking some milk when i got home from that place i spend all my time listening to old people talking about wank things, i thought to myself "FUCKING TWAT ( Read more... )

i am some cow pats
i am the x men
i am mary kate and ashley

i am a catfish
i am abe lincoln
i am the national lottery

I AM THE ACROBAT
I AM THE HORSESHOES
I AM THE FUCKING ROTISSERIE

i am a keychain
i am the president
i am engulfing a horse

yeah its the best song ever, fuck off if you disagree because clearly youre stupid if you do.

Why the fucking hell is everyone in this country so mediocre?

Little britain watching coffee drinking indie loving converse wearing FUCKS.

Itd be sweet if this planet exploded, then no-one would have to put up with the bullshit

Leftover Crack have split up

this is the gayest thing to have ever happened since they took fun house off the tv.

HOLY FUCK YEAH, i was fuckin shit up down at the razorlight show last night, and there was this guy who was all up in my face like "hello" so i fuckin hit him in the face and THRASHED THE FUCK OUT

razorlight \m/

bitches.

FUUUUUUUCK

next week im gonna go see coldplay, SWEET KLAXON WILL I BE BRINGING THE MOSH!

youre all fuckers, and im better than you, FERRRRRGH

you tarting bint dog

yesterday was much fun ( Read more... )