To Whom it may concern

[cpthowdy]

If you are reading this, I am already dead. Ever since Mr. Wonka left me the Chocolate Factory my life has been a living hell. I had woken on several occasions to what I am sure were the Umpa Loompas stroking my young body. Within two weeks of taking control of the factory my Grandfather became addicted to Fizzy Lifting drinks, culminating in a

Comments

[phafek]

That should be made into a movie.
The Demise of Charlie

[cpthowdy]

I think we should call it "Charlie and the Factory of Terror"
but tiff thinks it should just be called "Charlie!"
I think "Charlie!" sounds to much like a Vietnam Movie. LOL

[phafek]

Charlie and the Factory of Terror sounds like a cheesy remake lol.
Vietnam movies suck..