Let me tell you about texas radio and the big beet ( Read more... )

So last night Trev was over and he was talking to this nasty bitch we know and she made this stupid comparison of NEO from the Matrix to JESUS... I dont remember Jesus stopping bullets in mid air, and doing slow motion standing back flips ( Read more... )

Give me back my broken night ( Read more... )

If it meens that your a Nazi and a Faciast cause you fight for a white America, then by god lets all be Nazi's.

As soon as you're born they make you feel small ( Read more... )

So my roomates got the cat fixed this week and i just made them laugh their asses off for like 10 mins.... I cut up a magazine and made a ransom note that said "I have your cats balls, now give me the money or his life changes forever, Call the cops and you will regret it... Get the message.... killer" and sliped it under there door...

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Little child dry your crying eyes ( Read more... )