Arise Chicken!

[cptrandom]

I return from Adventure(!) with more red states:

Comments

[dansaikyo]

Wait, your name's Chip, right? You seem so oddly familiar, yet I can't place you...

BTW: I notice your list is sadly bereft of "Went to White Castle, got a bucket of burger-like food product for denizens of Cali who've never been privileged to visit middle America.".

Bastard.

[cptrandom]

Unfortunately, I don't think I have the endurence to be in a car with a bucket of white castle for 33 hours. The grease would have saturated the air and bad things would happen.

Re: sssssstttttttteeeeeeeeevvvvvvvveeeeeeeee!!!!!

[cptrandom]

Dear Ami,

In the parlance of our times: Double You Tee Eff?

I think you might have mistaken me for someone else.

Also; hello.

Sincerely,

Homie

Re: sssssstttttttteeeeeeeeevvvvvvvveeeeeeeee!!!!!

[i_am_everyone]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, even.

[i_am_everyone]

Yes, but have you been to Kenya?

I think not.

[cptrandom]

I'm waiting for them to build a bridge over the Atlantic... But once that happens, dancing lions and tigers and bears, oh my.

[i_am_everyone]

More like Snoreway.

*nods*

[cptrandom]

...with the power of SCIENCE!

[peace_criminal]

Suffering withdrawal symptoms. MORE.

[cptrandom]

unfortunately, I can only make the funny at the standard union rate.