If it was 7:30, there would have been punchings

[cptrandom]

Why is it that the past 3 weeks I was away I was able to go to bed at like 4am and stay asleep till noon or some such and now that I'm back home, my asleepbrain realizes that it's 8:30 and BAM! awakeandalertsir! Granted, this is actually a good thing since I have to be at work in a couple of hours, but dammit, here I thought I figured out how to

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[dansaikyo]

At least your internal alarm clock isn't set to 4:45am. >___>

[cptrandom]

I'd posit that your internal alarm clock doesn't like you.

[dansaikyo]

As would I. It's a long battle, but I think a ruined liver and some deadened brain cells should swing it in my favor.

Incidentally, LOOK:

[cptrandom]

I'm guessing that's from the comic strip, because I used to have a reprint of the issue where punisher was introduced and was chasing spiderman around, and I don't remember any chimney-on-bear-dad rape stories.

[cybervirus]

How could you sleep until noon with all those pesky back-woods cannibals that I hear are running rampant through America’s rapidly congealing heartland? You should just try eliminating sleep altogether. The hallucinations are awesome!

[cptrandom]

There's no need to fear, the cannibals just go get their man-flesh at the human-meat-r-us drive-thru.

[cptrandom]

also, you should sell drugs.