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A digital web of emotion

Jul 18, 2004 00:56

Years of repeatedly giving to The Salvation Army/The Girl Scouts/Random Good Cause Here/Bums have karmically paid off in the form of a twenty dollar bill found on the street which paid for the furtherance of the Legend of Ron Burgundy. All is well in the universe ( Read more... )

Comments 13

eard_stapa July 18 2004, 01:40:26 UTC

Dear Midwest*, do you use your powers for good, or for awesome? Alcohol + Driving = AWESOME.

Okay, so I hear this actually happens a bunch throughout the country, but drive-thru liquor stores just seemed odd. These are not the ways of my people.

wow, i never thought of these as weird or wrong before, but now that you point it out...

Soon, humanity will forsake all abillity to walk cptrandom July 18 2004, 08:37:11 UTC

I realize there is essentially no difference from when you go inside and buy a drink and get in your car and drive off, but in my brain of brains, getting drink at drive-thru = cracking it open right away, so you know... But then again, I also find drive-thru banks disconcerting, so it might be the whole lazy thing.

i_am_everyone July 18 2004, 02:37:43 UTC

I felt an actual headache begin to swell up in my head when I saw all that nature and middle-american negaspace.

Hold me.

cptrandom July 18 2004, 08:38:45 UTC

It's okay Jon, open air and supremely friendly people won't actually kill you.

i_am_everyone July 18 2004, 13:12:47 UTC

But his my brain might explode.

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cptrandom July 18 2004, 08:37:32 UTC

but his brain might explode.

talyana July 18 2004, 13:18:26 UTC

Wow! Men in Tuxedo! Very nice. Doesnt even look like you guys slept on the floor of an empty apartment after having feasted on a bag of chips and 5 chicken nugets between you all. :cP You all cleaned up real nice... even though there was no tub that worked to human standards.

Impressive.... Most impressive!

:cP

At sleeping, I'm a viking. cptrandom July 19 2004, 20:25:09 UTC

Actually, I slept pretty good on that floor. That's why my bowtie isn't crooked.

Re: At sleeping, I'm a viking. talyana July 19 2004, 20:46:01 UTC

Yeah Chuck had said something about how you probably handled the situation better than the rest of them. Something about bathtubs and youth...? I forget!

Re: At sleeping, I'm a viking. cptrandom July 20 2004, 22:08:00 UTC

I am ninja and require neither a shower nor a fully functional bathtub to bathe.

Mostly because I grew up in a place where there weren't a lot of showers and fully functioning bathtubs, so I had to adjust. heh.

dansaikyo July 19 2004, 21:21:37 UTC

Dude: I would so play some poker. If only I knew how to bluff for shit... c__C

All they need to add to that drive-through liquor store is the ability to buy some firearms, illegal fireworks, illicit substances, and a nice "handshake" *cough* and you'd have the perfect store.

Then again, anything that contributes to the removal of more people from the planet can't be all bad. o_O

cptrandom July 20 2004, 22:09:18 UTC

If there was a Society for People Against the Proliferation of Oxygen, I bet you'd join.

dansaikyo July 21 2004, 11:42:44 UTC

Only if they gave me alcohol, illicit substances, "handshakes" (or good old fashioned BJs), firearms, explosives, illegal fireworks, radioactive materials, and biohazardous waste.

It's all about the loyalty to the Cthulhu.

And the rainforest sucks anyway.