in which our hero makes demands

[cptrandom]

Dudes, what is it with stiff, boring, uninteresting, (scary in some cases,) ex presidential candidates who aren't running for office anymore and suddenly become lively and interesting? First there was Bob Dole making large amounts of funny after getting out of politics and now Al Gore gives a heartfelt rousing nigh-presidential speech when he's

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[dansaikyo]

What about Steve Carrell and Nancy Walls? What position would they get in your rocking administration of the future.

[cptrandom]

They will run Fox news.*

*because it's part of the administration.

[i_am_everyone]

I, uh...

I don't think there, um, is a secretary of keeping it real. Sir.

[cptrandom]

If bush can make new positions willy nilly, so can I.

[cptrandom]

mmmm. brains.

or something.

[selfinduced]

while you're at it, let's add Alexander the Great as the president and Hephaistion as his VP.

*coughmacedonianpartycough*

[cptrandom]

Yes, but Teresa Heinz Kerry could totally take Alexander the Great in a fist fight. She has sass.

[selfinduced]

but Alex has the Gay??