Twilight Zone Survival Guide

[cptyossarian]

If ever you find yourself in an unknown place, where things just seem a bit off, if time isnt right, and people arent the same anymore. Careful, you may be in the Twilight Zone.
But luckily Ive decided to write these few things down to help you out, just incase.

• Do not wander off alone, travel in groups and preferably armed.
• If you walk past a man

Comments

[spheregazer]

you should come to my zone marathon in January

Crazy Prussian!

[alienthropolgy]

To paraphrase another, you are not crazy because the things you say are not true, but because they are.

Oh, next stop, Willoughby! Watching the twilight zone prepares you for intense chronic schizophrenia, or as I like to call it, life. You are wise to expand your sphere of comfort and sanity to include the bizarre, the impossible, and the so-fucked-up-I'll-never-touch-a-puppet-or-make-a-deal-with-a-stranger-or
-throw-away-an-old-tape-recorder-ever-again-type-of-fucked-up.

Bastard spawn of a rotting sex-mango and a aging yet fertile, nearsighted (from the syphillis) pig whore, what's up? Come hang out, the semester's almost over. We can diagnose each other and self-medicate.