ME: " Hi, im getting really slow internet, and my ping speeds to my gateway are up in the 3 to 4 seconds range, was wondering if you guys were doing work with the network, or is this an isolated problem
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Heh heh. I'd love to be a Tech Support person. I know jack about computers, but I'd love to be that insane guy that you get on occasion.
"Hi, my monitor keeps blacking out on me?" "Sir, first, I need to ask you, where do you keep the peanut butter?" "Peanut... butter...? Could that be affecting my monitor?" "It could be, if that's where you keep the peanut butter." "Um... I'm not - " "Nah, I'm just messing with ya. But anyhow, down to business. Do you have a handgun stronger than a .22 caliber?" "Sir, I - " "And paper clips. We're going to need paper clips." "I don't - " "You married?" "What?! Yes, but - " "Not for long. This operation is the sort of thing that causes divorces." "Let me speak to your supervisor!" "Uh, sure, hold on." (transfer call on an outside line to Taco Bell)
:) I guess those sort of jobs are reserved for "people persons."
Tried your hotmail first but this bounced back at meellimayhemSeptember 8 2002, 13:22:10 UTC
Hey
Well I like school and I like my house but I haven't met anybody and have no life here yet. Bare cupboard and empty social life. I think by next weekend I will be about desparate enough for both to drive to Tampa, you said you had friends there you'd introduce me to?
Miss you guys!!! Come down and visit real soon~!
(HUG HUG HUG again for enabling my sweetie's online access - we talk on AIM frequently thanks to you!)
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Sorry AT&T was so completely useless, not that I'm surprised. They get their training manuscripts from Cracker Jack boxes.
Have I mentioned I miss you?
All my love,
A
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"Hi, my monitor keeps blacking out on me?"
"Sir, first, I need to ask you, where do you keep the peanut butter?"
"Peanut... butter...? Could that be affecting my monitor?"
"It could be, if that's where you keep the peanut butter."
"Um... I'm not - "
"Nah, I'm just messing with ya. But anyhow, down to business. Do you have a handgun stronger than a .22 caliber?"
"Sir, I - "
"And paper clips. We're going to need paper clips."
"I don't - "
"You married?"
"What?! Yes, but - "
"Not for long. This operation is the sort of thing that causes divorces."
"Let me speak to your supervisor!"
"Uh, sure, hold on."
(transfer call on an outside line to Taco Bell)
:) I guess those sort of jobs are reserved for "people persons."
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Well I like school and I like my house but I haven't
met anybody and have no life here yet. Bare cupboard
and empty social life. I think by next weekend I will
be about desparate enough for both to drive to Tampa,
you said you had friends there you'd introduce me to?
Miss you guys!!! Come down and visit real soon~!
(HUG HUG HUG again for enabling my sweetie's online
access - we talk on AIM frequently thanks to you!)
Elli
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