last night i went to see the punisher with mel and pat. marty was dead so he stayed home. if he had gone, we would have seen kill bill, but ah well. the punisher was pretty damn good. but now i hate my life and i want to kill everyone. that movie will do that to you ( Read more... )

last night the weirdest thing happened. marty and i were backing out of our parking space at the apartments when i see something running through the bushes. since it was about 10:00, i figured it was a raccoon when i noticed that it was a FERRET. the fat whores upstairs from us have 2, so i figured it was one of theirs. i got out, called it, and ( Read more... )

HA i told you i would upload pictures of my trip. 5 years later. HAHA. hm.


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hey i forgot what i was gonna say. oh, marty got us out of a $66 late fee at this shitty ass anime place called animax. this one dude that works there is a fat greasy moron who is a complete asshole and acts like he knows EVERYTHING about anime. he makes me vomit ( Read more... )

hahaha, i feel bad now, my last post was a joke :3 click on that link at the bottom

sorry! ^_^;

Today was really whorish ( Read more... )

first of all, let me say that this fucking rocks and i'm laughing like a little girl ( Read more... )

thanks for all the support in my last entry, the tshirts are ALL being remade as we speak :) and my vagina isn't dead yet.

so last night, elf23 and i went to see one of my closest friends, jtgreenfield, in his final show of freakengine. freakengine is this awesome as shit improv comedy group that performs once a month, much like a period! jtgreenfield enlisted in the dumb stupid whore ass marines ( Read more... )

i think i'm having one of the worst days. ever. let me just start by saying i just got done crying my ass off, screaming my head off, and having my blood pressure rise so high i could literally feel it. i'm going to start with what made me so upset ( Read more... )

stolen from olide's stank ass:
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someone take me to a strip club.