[It's just ink or something, right? What is Vriska so upset about? Well- guess she must have been wearing her good clothes. Even Mizuno would be upset if she got something on her nicer clothes, right? Marino definitely would, and-]
I can wash your clothes if you want while you shower...
[That's right. This human doesn't know what it is. And she doesn't want to tell her. Going to try so hard to play it cool even though she is freaking out so hard inwardly.]
I don't know what that is. What is it? What's bleach??
[Being a hitman, vampire, and having gone thru this curse before, Luke knows the troll on video isn't a paintball course casualty. Living in the Underground, one also sees blood in other colors. However, this is the first extensive 'rainbow splatter' he's seen. Goes well beyond Crayola's 64 box.]
[Seriously Eridan. SERIOUSLY. If he were in her room she'd probably punch him for being stupid. Keep it up, Eridan, you might get your black romance back.]
You're joking. You must be joking! You can't possibly be this much of an idiot! There aren't enough trolls in the city to make this much blood!
It's troll blood! But of course you wouldn't know! We don't have that mutant candy red blood of yours! Except for one of us but that doesn't really matter because nobody cares
[He's in building 9. What in Darkness' name is that terrible sound? It sounds like someone tuned a screechy violin in the worst way possible. Time to check the network.]
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I can wash your clothes if you want while you shower...
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What is this some stupid sick joke of a curse??
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[That would be expensive...]
Do you have bleach? Bleach always works.
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I don't know what that is. What is it? What's bleach??
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It's all a mark of your past accomplishments.
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You're joking. You must be joking! You can't possibly be this much of an idiot! There aren't enough trolls in the city to make this much blood!
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Seriously. What is this? Pre-school?
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[Pause.] Except the red. I'd say you've got about that much right.
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Uh. Why're you freaking out? Isn't that paint?
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Hey, what are you guys called, anyway? I thought it was just Karkat or something, but people from his world are showing up a lot recently.
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[Takes a deep breath, tries to calm down enough to answer questions properly.]
We're trolls.
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