♏ 08 | Vriska: Become a human.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

[The video clicks on to show Vriska! But she looks pretty different, from the fact that her hair is blonde and her skin is pink and she's well... Human.

She rolls her eyes.]Seriously? Pretty funny joke, deities. I know we made humans and everything, but it's not like I wanted to be one

Comments

[dorkways]

...You're human!

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Sure am! It's so crazy. You didn't suddenly turn into a troll or something, did you John?

[dorkways]

Nope, not as far as I know!

Wow, I never thought your hair would be blond...

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Me neither! Pretty weird since everybody else's didn't change. But Lalonde and I deduced it's probably some ridiculous rule like 'All Heroes of Light must be blond humans' or something.

[immortaltwat]

It's because we're smarter than most species. And usually better looking. I saw it on Discovery Channel.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Haha, very funny, Nathan! I know you're just jealous that you have to be stuck in one of these lame bodies all the time.

[immortaltwat]

Wait. Do I know you?

[To be fair, it has been a while for Nathan. Not to mention he sucks at people recognition at the best of times. Also, he's kind of dumb.]

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

[Rolling her eyes.]

Wow, ruuuuuuuude! How could you forget the great Vriska Serket? You really know how to offend a girl!

[aliveandticking]

theyre probably used to it
i wonder if any of them are trolls today!

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

It looks like John and Lalonde are 8oth still human.
So I guess it's juuuuuuuust us that got cursed with such 8ad luck.

[aliveandticking]

i dont think its that bad
as long as its temporary

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

These dum8 curses usually are, 8ut it's still annoying!
Everything a8out this 8ody is dull and 8oring and 8land.