Not a happy Crabbey

[crabbemeat]

I not like it when we lose. Well, we won game but lost cup. I not understand how that works but it true. I also not like it when people sneeze lots.

Comments

[demelza_r]

I know you hate me, but; I'm sorry you're not happy. Are your friends sick too? Mine all seem to be. I'm really running out of people to talk to, now, aren't I?

[crabbemeat]

Goyle is and nice Quidditch lady is. Also I feel twitchy when there is lots of sneezing.

[demelza_r]

You feel twitchy? How awful. Do you know why?

Oh, yes. I read that Miss Moran is ill. It's horrid. She really is extremely nice. She's brill.

[crabbemeat]

I mean I not like it when lot of people sick. I might get sick and we all might get sick. And if really all people get sick no-one will be able to look after us and we might all die. Of sneezing. Ok that not happen but it make me nervous.

I like her she treat us fair and teach me good moves and give me meat sandwiches.

[bright_ambition]

Well, dear, at least you still won the game, which is better than nothing, right? It could have been worse.

I'm sure those who are sneezing can't help it. Perhaps you should suggest to them that they should be in the hospital wing?

[quintus_i]

It's like the Plague all over again. You sneeze and it's off to Madame Pom Poms with you!

[crabbemeat]

Plague? It not like plague! People die of plague!

[crabbemeat]

That is true.

They not listen to me. I will get sneezed on get all their germs.