Cancer 2005 Horoscope


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A Christmas StoryWhen four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule ( Read more... )

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!


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For the next several weeks, the Sun is opposite your sign, focusing your attention on your primary relationships. Your partners become the main event. Use this time to learn about yourself through others. Don’t try to set off by yourself. Emphasize your strengths by working with a partner. This is also a time to create new friendships.

Well, I guess you are just too good to want a Christmas Card from me. NO ONE REPLIED. Well...
FUCK YOU THEN!

Fine Print...
The only ones exempt from the above foul language are those who sent me one so obviously I have your address.

So I finally bought them and WILL send them out tonight. Some of you I don't have addresses for, so email them to me at CraBByO721@aol.com. Thanks!

This morning not only did I sit at my desk to find my cabinet unlocked and the firm’s camera missing, but I went to eBay to check on items that I’m bidding on for Christmas presents, and low and behold, I was not the logged in user. Who was it? Well I have a pretty good idea it was my asshole boss ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal 12 DaysMy True Love gave to me...12 pochaccoyolys a-winking.11 _mellie_s a-waving.10 blutopaz29s a-hollering.9 silverjade3s a-drumming.8 pheobo12s a-squeezing.7 passmidavixs a-hacking.6 csas98s a-groaning.5 bronze julian_eliexers.4 clucking fat_whores_clubs.3 Argentinian crazylegzs.2 goldfish ex0ticas.And a dailythoughts_ in a papaya ( Read more... )

Who named these guys Wise Men?

DAVE BARRY

Christmastime is a festive time -- a time of parties and presents and songs that we all love, except for Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, which I for one got tired of in approximately 1958, and which now causes me to dislocate my forefinger stabbing the car-radio button. I prefer traditional Christmas ( Read more... )

Sorry about the lateness of this poem, but it was too cute!

'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep ( Read more... )