wha?

[crabbyputnik]

my brother decided to visit the house yesterday, and i was asleep it was about 2 in the afternoon, and he literally threw me out of bed and out the door with my uncharged dead phone, twenty bucks and a pack of gum and called me a lazy ass

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[claireyfairy]

Awwww, you poor thing! Why on earth did he throw you out? lol. And you went around town barefoot? Jeez!

[crabbyputnik]

he says i'm lazy and staying home isn't healthy for me (i'm sick and sleeping in bed getting over a cold). and yes, barefoot. i could have contracted hiv from invisible needles or something! DAMNATION!

[claireyfairy]

You poor thing!

Jeez, your brother sounds like a loser. Is he older?

Ooooh and what date are you planning on getting married?

[crabbyputnik]

we decided it's going to be right after Christmas next year (long long away) so it'd still be holidays when we ... go away and stuff :D
My brother is a loser. He's even stupider than me. He's 20, so two years ahead but i could kick his ass if i were fully awake. so could you, little clurr

[___emmy___]

haha gotta love family

[crabbyputnik]

the best thing though is how we have individualised standout significant traits. some have the straightest teeth or a great natural talent at playing the piano. soccer always loved me for hard i could boot. i'll just use it on my brother

[houseofjunk]

Lol that's hilarious but I feel bad for you anywho. I find it kind of silly though that you don't know Catherine's number.

[crabbyputnik]

wash ur mouth out man i know it now