Southpark Kink Meme
The Official Southpark Kink Meme!
OFFICIAL COMPLAINT POST
Here's how it works.
Post an ANONYMOUSE request. You can request a single character, a pairing, a threesome, or more. IT doesn't matter.
MAKE SURE YOU PROVIDE A KINK!!!
This isn't a pairing meme. For a guide to kinkage, please refer to this postTry not to be too specific or the writer's ( Read more... )
OFFICIAL COMPLAINT POST
Here's how it works.
Post an ANONYMOUSE request. You can request a single character, a pairing, a threesome, or more. IT doesn't matter.
MAKE SURE YOU PROVIDE A KINK!!!
This isn't a pairing meme. For a guide to kinkage, please refer to this postTry not to be too specific or the writer's ( Read more... )
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Cartman, masturbation and food.
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"Aaah!! What are you doing??"
"Wh-What?" He hadn't noticed Stan and Kyle enter the room.
"You're eating and jacking off. No wonder you're a fatass." Kyle said.
"Screw you guys, the Cheetos were there from yesterday!"
"Then why is your dick orange?" For once, Cartman had nothing to say.
That was terrible. I apologize.
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Sex in a stall in the schools bathrooms. Made extra kinky if people/someone were to enter the bathroom while they were going at it
..God, that sounds so tame.
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The bell rang out sharply, signalling the beginning of the next period and the tiled room suddenly rang out with mumbled groans and flushing toilets. By the time Stan had pushed his stall door open, the last person was filtering from the bathroom back into the halls.
He felt in no similar rush, strolling over to the lines of stained, once-white sinks. One basin was clogged with paper, another refused to give him any water. With an irritated grunt he turned the faucet of the third bowl and was rewarded with a sudden rush of cold water which helpfully showered his entire front.
“God damn it!” Stan cursed feebly, throwing his arm up in a futile attempt to protect himself from the splash-back. He managed to stop the jet of water, casting a worried look at his reflection in the cracked mirror hanging above the basins. He winced at the large, damp stain across his crotch, “Aw, come on!” A wet shirt and face he could have lived with, but thatSlamming his hand against the hand-dryer, Stan ( ... )
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“Whu- hey! Dude!” Stan tried to protest, ending up with his arms and head locked inside his damp shirt. “What are you doing?” he hissed, trying to get a clear view of the redhead.
“Well, you’ll catch your death in those wet clothes.”
“Catch my-?” Stan was liberated from his shirt, the cold bathroom air hitting him instantly. The chill caught the muscles in his stomach off guard, and they twitched beneath his skin. “And stripping me off is going to prevent that?”
“Well, it’ll warm you up.” Kyle dropped the shirt unceremoniously across the back of the cistern.
“It will?”
“I love it when you’re dense.” Kyle’s fingers curled over Stan’s waistband, as he leant in to lick a drop of water from Stan’s nose.
The penny finally dropped. “Oh… wait, here? Now“Here, now ( ... )
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Both boys froze again, wide green eyes meeting wider brown ones in silent horror. They listened to the sounds coming from behind their stall’s door as intently as they might have listened to a radio. There was the sound of a zipper, and then some grunt of relief as the sound of liquid hitting porcelain started to echo around the room.
Kyle’s lips moved, silently mouthing the command ’Let. Go.’ That was when two thoughts crossed Stan’s mind. The first was that this was the school’s boy’s room, a public place. Oh sure, he had known that, but he hadn’t actively thought of the thrill of that, the danger. Not until now, when they were caught in the middle of it ( ... )
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I don't care if he's alone or with someone (anyone), but ooh I'd love some of that...
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why has no-one filled this? *cry*
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Is dirty talk a kink? Fuck it, it is now.
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It totally is a kink.
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Hilariously awkward and amazing. Thanks!
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---The changing room was almost completely empty, save for one blonde haired boy, who was just leaving the showers. Butters was always the last out of the locker room after Phys. Ed. Being first out wasn’t important though, not when Butters knew that if he returned home dripping with sweat he’d probably get into some kind of trouble ( ... )
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Kenny held up his index finger. “I want you to be a slutty girl,” he clarified, gesturing to the camera. “Playing in the showers might be a good way to go about it ( ... )
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