Tonight rocked!

[crackdealer]

There were three reasons why this evening/early morning rocked so hard:

1. Soggy Vag Superior getting inadvertently owned by his mother. Great job on that, homie! Loved the failing a song to run and find your mom to prevent her from seeing hevnsfalinangel! Best part being that she found her anyway! Gold star for you! (Petty, I know, but damn does he deserve

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Dude he popped his cherry...

[hevnsfalinangel]

That girl should have popped Jason Bourne in the mouth with a magazine... Teen People would have been best... Jason Bourne lost his virginity killing that girls parents. Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

If you don't watch yourself you will get Fucked in the mouth with a magazinge... and it's gonna have Parris Hilton and Nick Carter on the cover.

Re: Dude he popped his cherry...

[crackdealer]

No, I think she should have used a Cosmo.

"I keel you! ::grabs a Cosmo:: Now you gonna get the Bedside Astrologer upside your head! I hope you see stars, bitch!"

I'm gonna fuck you in the mouth with an Elle Girl that has Avril Lavigne on the cover!

[halnewcome]

I love how there is never any attempt at cohesive thought in here. Bless.

Cohesive thought?

[crackdealer]

Now what fun would that be?

Re: Cohesive thought?

[halnewcome]

I said I loved it, didn't I?

I am eating at Cheeburger Cheeburger today. I will eat the one-pound burger and they will take my polaroid and hang it on the wall with something clever written on it like, "OOgh, I am soooo full." or, "behold, I am as unto a god." or "now I am become Death, destroyer of Cheeburgers."

Oh!

Re: Cohesive thought?

[crackdealer]

'Sounded' like sarcasm to me ::shrug::

I just had a most delicious bowl of fried rice and I'm trying to find something that will entertain me for more than 5 minutes. I'm usually so easily amused. What happened?!

[crazykat26]

I told the people I work with about fucking someone in the mouth with a magazine. they thought it was kinda funny... I SO can't tell a Tiff story and have it come off funny... You must come so they can understand the awesomeness of you!
Sucks about the dentist. Fuck the fucking fuckers!
yer funny, write more!!! NOW, DAMMIT!!!

Fuck them, indeed!

[crackdealer]

Yes m'am! Right away, m'am! But remember: don't laugh with me, laugh at me. Trust me on this one. ::nods::

At some point I must journey to your home so that I can meet your Scientologist cats!

Re: Fuck them, indeed!

[crackdealer]

Hurray for not closing the italics tag!

Re: Fuck them, indeed!

[crazykat26]

Yes, they are insane, one is posessed by the devil, I swear!!!