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crackdealer

Oh My God...

Aug 08, 2004 02:34

...the boredom is eating my brains! Just how many games of Bejeweled can I play before I start running around with my underwear on my face, flinging Q-Tips and singing "Happy, Happy! Joy, joy!"? I can feel myself getting closer, minute by minute...

I'm going to let my lovely buddies know a little something. crazykat26 already knows this, but I'm sure she ( Read more... )

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dude, games will crush your soul! crazykat26 August 8 2004, 04:36:43 UTC

fear the games!! Have you tride insanaquarium yet?! mwahahahaha!!!
check out the new one, AstroPop? DAMN YOU POP CAP AND MSN FOR MAKING ADDICTIVE, SOUL CRUSHING GAMES!!!!!!
Yeah, all Tiff's friends: only send your children to her if you need to punish them for really bad stuff, like stealing a quarter out of your purse or knocking books around at the local bookstore. She'll knock some sense into them!!

Re: dude, games will crush your soul! crazykat26 August 8 2004, 04:37:23 UTC

and I totally suck at typing... read the second sentance... yeah, I'm the MOST SMARTEST!!

Re: dude, games will crush your soul! arashink August 9 2004, 07:16:52 UTC

Popcap rocks. If only Astropop wasn't premium-only....

Though I am considering picking up the full version of Insaniquarium. I like feeding fish to make them poop money.

Re: dude, games will crush your soul! crackdealer August 11 2004, 02:29:54 UTC

I blame you and crazykat26 for starting my uncontrollable Insaniquarium addiction, you WHORES! I. Can't. Stop. Playing. Must. Feed. Fishies.

kennywood and tifa not liking me halnewcome August 11 2004, 12:20:56 UTC

Tiffany, you missed rad kennywoodness. I do not live near Kennywood, see? Nor do I live near Tiffany. So I wanted both at once -- a Tifa/KW 3-way, if you will -- does that make me a bad person? I think not.

You could have totally made out with Dorian, Ben, and/or the talented Dan Getkin on the Gold Miner, but instead you stayed home and bought poker chips. You could even maybe have made out with me, but I think Lisa would have fought you and you need to p|-|34r her because she has metal shit in her face.

There is a big difference between driving past Kennywood and actually attending the park, but if it is as you say and you go twice a year then I can see why you wouldn't want to go with Dorian, since he just got done calling you a whore, or me, since I have genital parasites the size of mice [maybe they ARE mice?]. Next time I want to go to kennywood I will invite you a few years in advance so you can build up a good cheesy gooey jonesing for Kenny and his wood, k? K.

Re: kennywood and tifa not liking me crackdealer August 12 2004, 01:37:34 UTC

I'm sad I missed the fun stuff, but I was in a bad mood anyways, so it wouldn't have been as much fun with me there. Plus, yes, up until last year, I had been enjoying to Kenny's wood at least twice a year and I wasn't in the mood. But we could have dressed up like the kangaroo and humped the Elvis impersonators for some extra hot Kenyawood orgy time and I missed it! Dammit!

I would not have made out with Dorian because he's a doody face, or Dan because I didn't know him, or you because Lisa would have PWN3D me (and you also happen to be a doody face), but I would have made out with Ben so I could suck his artistic talent right out of his soul! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!1! It would be ALL MINE then!

What did I tell you about aiming the shrink/enlarge ray down your pants?! Now we have to wash the entire area with prescription shampoo!
Damned parasites! Stay out of the cupboards!

Re: kennywood and tifa not liking me halnewcome August 12 2004, 07:58:36 UTC

Ah yes, the ATHF. High quality.
Lisa p\/\/n5 with such authoritaw that I'm scared she'll find out I want to do your moms and she'll try to hurt her and then your moms with morph into Mecha-Rodan and diet-shake her all up, and then the metal shit and the humanity! the horror!

hot, though.

I think you would have totally made out with Dan because he is such a talented musician and girls like that shit.

Ha ha, Hexic crushed your soul! crackdealer August 12 2004, 19:05:37 UTC

My mother owns all with her elaborate costumes and low carb smoothiness.

"Wow, Dan, you like, totally play the maracas! That is so HOT! Do you wanna, like, do it?"

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pr0n halnewcome August 13 2004, 07:40:19 UTC

According to the imdb entry, the character is 'Dildo Saggins" which has got to be the least appealing pornographic name in the history of pornography.

Re: pr0n crackdealer August 14 2004, 07:11:44 UTC

The movie itself would crack your shit up with it's badness. Hurray for Cinemax and their lack of taste!