Comments | crackdealer: I am a sweaty fool!

crackdealer

I am a sweaty fool!

Aug 15, 2004 03:22

I started playing Heavy mode on DDR and it arrowed me. I knew I wouldn't do all that hot, but damn do I suck at some Heavy mode. The fact that I started playing in a t-shirt and shorts and ended up stomping my tired ass around in my underwear is fucking funny. I twisted my ankle and almost fell sideways onto the floor, and I couldn't stop ( Read more... )

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halnewcome August 15 2004, 07:58:24 UTC

I hope thatunderwear included a tough-as-shit bra.

I am the only one that gets to step on your face. Anyone else walking on you is fucked. No, seriously: I can't make a the slightest joke about you munching some carpet without getting my punkass kicked. You are tough. Also being a bitch != commanding respect.

*"!=" means "does not equal."

Ham! crackdealer August 16 2004, 23:17:42 UTC

Dude, it was the bra made by Jeebus especially for me to jump my dumb ass around in. Rock!

I just feel like I'm too nice or I don't speak up enough for myself sometimes, you know? But at least you think I'm buff. Chimichanga. Me. Now, or there will be beatings.

No way dude hevnsfalinangel August 16 2004, 00:07:35 UTC

You a push over?? Letting people walk all over you?? Yeah right!!!! You'd smack the shit out of someone first. Just look at the crazy people... and all the people we have had to OWN!!!

I'm still in awe. crackdealer August 16 2004, 23:23:07 UTC

As every week passes, I'm still amazed by the sheer amount of PWN1NG that we perpetrated. It was like we were playing PWN PWN Revolution on Heavy mode and got an 'S' on our first try.

But yeah, sometimes I feel like I'm lacking in the backbone department.

PWN It Up!

arashink August 16 2004, 10:18:42 UTC

Badguy gone Goodarashink
...
And the real villian is...arashink

So I doublecross both sides? Dude, I am badass.

No, it's me arashink August 16 2004, 20:21:41 UTC

[Heel turn goes here]

Who is this masked man?

crackdealer August 16 2004, 23:29:31 UTC

It's Dorian and his mystical Covad Communications jumping IP! You crafty sonofabitch!

heels over head halnewcome August 17 2004, 10:58:35 UTC

You don't need to be a web detective to spot dorian from his wrestling references.

Tifa, it is a saddening sign of the times we live in that women are left to equate niceness with being a pushover and bitchiness with self-confidence. These are flawed and faulty comparisons. Diplomacy is good; causticism is bad; and everything in moderation.

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