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If you're ever curious about how many times they say the word 'pirate' in 'Pirates of the Caribbean', do not find out while playing the Pirates of the Caribbean drinking game. It will put a serious hurting on you. I mean like Ike and Tina Turner type hurt, man. You don't want none of that.
Now I'm going to jump on the bandwagon! Wee!
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Now I'm going to jump on the bandwagon! Wee!
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MY MESSAGE WAS NOT BLANK!!!!
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2. What is the deal with your hair?
3. Why do all my friends still live with their parents?
4. Why did my exgirlfriend IM me? [I hate that]
5. How'd you get so wonderful?
6. What the one thing I'm not doing that I should be? More specifically, I mean in the sack.
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1. My lusty lover Dictionary.com says that 'aggro' is a British slang term that is used to indicate aggressive behavior, exasperation, or skillful fearlessness.
2. My hair was sent to me by an alien named Malcolm in exchange for some Cheetos. he sent me the first thing he grabbed, so I sent him a stale Cheeto from between my couch cushions. That'll teach him!
3. We all still live with our parents because we are lame and broke. Don't be hater drinking Haterade!
4. I think it had something to do with Ye Olde Milkshake.
5. It could be that when Mommy and Daddy had teh sechs, they passed me the 'so wonderful, OMFG!' gene, but I'm going to go with dance simulation games and the old X-Men cartoon. Nothing makes wonderful levels rise quite like the old X-men cartoon.
6.Well, you don't always have to fuck her hard. In fact, sometimes that's nor right to do. Sometimes you have to make some love. Less dental floss and more fly-swatter. Make good use of Hot Wheels tracks.
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Are you going to buy Dorian's latest album "TTC"?
When are we going to stalk MEAT BOY again? I think he misses us.
Would you like to play the Pirates Drinking game?? then go to work hungover again??
Can we have a sexy threesome with the Flamingo?
Who would you rather DooZ it with: Elija or Mr. Hottnett??
and the bonus question:
If I get drunk and puke all over myself, will you protect my modesty and get mostly naked with me so I don't feel like an asshole the nest morning?
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2. Yes, yes, and yes. I Got so much enjoyment from 'Soggy Vag' and his single '21 Jump Cervix' is sheer brilliance.
3. Yes, let's 'stalk' Meat boy again so he can conveniently forget you were there and think I want his stupid ass. Fool, please. Although maybe if I had a gun collection he would be okay...
4. I would play the pirates drinking game again just to see the hurting it would put on you. As for going to work later: Fuck you very much.
5. You know how I love me some flamingo stick legs. I'm so there!
6. Can't I dooz them both? I think I deserve it. See, I can date Elijah and dooz him regularly, but before that I can dooz Josh a whole lot. He so Hottnett!
Bonus answer: Nothing I did could possibly help you not feel like an asshole the next morning. Trust me on this. As a matter of fact, that asshole feeling would follow you for months and your only hope is that someone gets more drunk ( ... )
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I have to support the bonus answer. I have rarely been so tore back and there is no call at all for nakidity.
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