smack my bitch up
( ) I never have been drunk
(x) I never have smoked pot
( ) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(x) I never have been to Japan
( ) I never ridden in a taxi
(x) I never had anal sex
( ) I never have been in love
(x) I never have had sex in public
(x) I never have been dumped
( ) I never shoplifted
(x) I never have been fired
(x) I never have been in a fistfight
( ) I never had a threesome
(x) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(x) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(x) I never have been caught masturbating
(x) I never pissed on myself
(x) I never pissed on someone else
(x) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
( ) I never have been arrested
( ) I never made out with a total stranger
( ) I never stole something from my job
(x) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(x) I never went on a blind date
( ) I never lied to a friend
(x) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(x) I never have been to Europe
(x) I never skipped school
(x) I never slept with a co-worker
( ) I never cut myself on purpose note: i dont mean like .. rahh i slit my wrists to die
(x) I never had sex at the office
(x) I've never been married
(x) I've never been divorced
(x) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(x) I never have posed nude
(x) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(x) I never cheated on my significant other
(x) I never had sex with my boss
(x) I never have eaten snake meat
(x) I never jumped out of an airplane
(x) I have never been to a nudist event
(x) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(x) I never have ridden an elephant
( ) I have never made out with someone whose name I did not know at the time
(x) I never have smoked weed out of a beer can
(x) I never left someone at the altar
(x) I've never stalked someone
(x) I never tried to blind someone
(x) I have never stripped someone against their will and thrown them out into public.
( ) I have never masturbated while someone else watched.
(x) I have never had sex in a car.
(x) I have never gotten anything pierced other than my ears.
( ) I have never danced out in freezing rain with my stereo blazing some song.
(x) I have never spent more than a week playing a video game
(x) I never owned a Macintosh computer
(x) I have never lived alone.
(x) I have never gotten a tatoo.
(x) Never have I ever spent a night in a train station.
( ) I have never peed in the shower. youre a liar if you say you havent
(x) I have never gone skinny-dipin'.
(x) I have never have snuff.
(x) I have never given anyone a lap dance.
(x) I have never gotten into a verbal fight with a stripper of the opposite sex.
that was umm .. fun ? go away, im freezing.