Wherein O'Brien is a police secretary (the only guy in the station that wears sweatervests to work) and he's given an ~special dangerous assignment~ (why is he getting special dangerous assignments!? he's a secretary! unless the assignments involve specially dangerous papercuts or copy machines this should not be happening) and he's told he'll be partnered up with a detective and they will be investigating a series of murders that seem to have been done by a vampire.
Only the "detective" turns out to be an extremely-recently-promoted coffee boy/gopher named Swaim (who isn't even their coffee boy/gopher, he just wandered in one day because he thought cops were cool and okay, so he liked making guns with his fingers and going pow pow with his mouth but he had coffee so they let him stay) and the reason the two of them are being sent out is because they're the two most expendable guys the police force has, and everyone else who went got killed and they have to tell the mayor they sent SOMEBODY so off they go
( ... )
Anyone else kind of curious to see the whole "sex-dungeon" thing that hypothetically would have played out in Bucholz's article on auction hunting? They kind of gave us the ball gag thing already, and set in an abandoned storage facility?....
You know how there are certain things that a fandom has to have a crossover fic with to be a fandom?
Let's get us some of these.
Examples: Harry Potter (Dan would be a Hufflepuff and Michael...well, he'd probably have his own house somehow) Firefly Star Trek Good Omens Star Wars Princess Bride
Hi, friendly neighbourhood mod here. Just to clarify, are you requesting a specific crossover or are you angling more for mini-fills, like seen here on capkink?
I wasn't really going for anything ultra specific, just any crossover with AoC or the Cracked offices that might've struck anyone. I threw out a few of those because they were the most common "every fandom must have one" crossovers I could think of.
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Wherein O'Brien is a police secretary (the only guy in the station that wears sweatervests to work) and he's given an ~special dangerous assignment~ (why is he getting special dangerous assignments!? he's a secretary! unless the assignments involve specially dangerous papercuts or copy machines this should not be happening) and he's told he'll be partnered up with a detective and they will be investigating a series of murders that seem to have been done by a vampire.
Only the "detective" turns out to be an extremely-recently-promoted coffee boy/gopher named Swaim (who isn't even their coffee boy/gopher, he just wandered in one day because he thought cops were cool and okay, so he liked making guns with his fingers and going pow pow with his mouth but he had coffee so they let him stay) and the reason the two of them are being sent out is because they're the two most expendable guys the police force has, and everyone else who went got killed and they have to tell the mayor they sent SOMEBODY so off they go ( ... )
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Let's get us some of these.
Examples:
Harry Potter (Dan would be a Hufflepuff and Michael...well, he'd probably have his own house somehow)
Firefly
Star Trek
Good Omens
Star Wars
Princess Bride
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Michael/Jess, trying to out-quirk each other. Bonus for somebody insisting on being meta by calling her Zooey.
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