Bluebeard was a wealthy aristocrat, feared because of his "frightfully ugly" bluebeard. He had been married seven times, but no one knew what had become of his wives. He was therefore avoided by the local girls. When Bluebeard visited one of his neighbours and asked to marry one of her daughters, they were terrified, and each tried to pass him on ( Read more... )

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http://www.break.com/index/donald_trumps_rosie.html

i cant get enough of this. you MUST watch this.

"You can't make false statements. Rosie will rue the words she said. I'll most likely sue her for making those false statements - and it'll be fun. Rosie's a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie."

- donald trump.

The Year in Review: Picture Edition

coming soon...

im going to a wedding. first wedding ive been to since i was like, 15. ill be drinking this time though. hopefully i dont make an ass out of myself.

im officially cutting taco bell out of my life. its been fun, but its just time. ive had my last cheesy bean and rice.

i need a job.

So apparently Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock broke up- because of the Borat movie!

hahah how fucking stupid.
if you've seen the movie, you know how stupid this is.
http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/borat_breaks_up_pamela_anderso.html
heres the link to the story.

everything is pretty awesome right now. ill leave it at that.

im still alive.

life is good.

lots of playing Resistance: Fall of Man.

lots of hanging out with the girl.

lots of awesome things to do other than check my myspace.

piss.

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I'm leaving around 5:30 in the morning to catch my flight to cali.

ive never been on the west coast. im pretty stoked about it. how crazy will it be if i won this?

i really cant stand flying, but whatevvv. ill deal.

definitely will update this once i get to Burbank with all the craziness happening.

peace out nigs.