Potato overload

[crackedactor]

Last night was the night, Suzie Homemaker's party of dreams, when 6 whole people showed up at my door - it was sheer magic. At least there was lots of food left over. I've now had potato salad 3 times in 2 days. That's alot of starch. So then I went to sleep, and had this crazy dream about a capitalist paradise... these giant mega-stores that

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[livejonelle]

I had a weird dream too, where I was living in Holland prior to Nazi occupation and was trying to get everyone out before they came. Too bad no one would believe me, they kept saying 'don't worry, the Dutch army will stop them before they reach the city'. I kept screaming 'but i've read the book! haven't you people heard of history?! i took the class and know you will probably be executed if you stay!'. But no, my parents wouldn't move until finally German soldiers were spotted around town and by then there was suddenly anarchy everywhere people were shooting it up in the 7/11s and someone tried to steal my van. Finally we got it moving but everyone got killed except me and I drove to this old cathedral where I ran up the winding stairs to the top floor and hung out with a corpse in an exquisitely decorated bedroom before jumping off the railing 4 stories up and waking up.
But the party food was rad! I was impressed at your decorating abilities, you should start your own empire.