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Uh It's been It's been a while since I've heard from you. How ... how are you? How's Don? Are you ... you know, are you alright? Holding up? I don't kn

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... look, I can't stop thinking about your stu donkey. I know you've had him for a long time and you two have been through some stuff together. I get it. I'm ... I'm really sorry. I guess. That you're going to lose him.

If there's anything that I ... I don't know, that I can do, to help ... well ... yeah.

Fuck him.

I suggest one little change and I get the fucking riot act? Maybe if you listened to suggestions, you wouldn't be serving good food to an empty fucking common room.

Like he ever takes one fucking step back into the kitchen. He has no idea what shit is like back here. If I say we need ingredients four times a week instead of two, he ( Read more... )

Yeah, well.

Despite all the fucking lovely unsolicited advice to the contrary ... I took the fucking head of kitchen job. I was telling Flo about it, and about what everyone said. She says that if I ever want to do anything more than cooking shit stew for dirty people who can't tell what they're eating, I can't not take risks with this sort of ( Read more... )

Yeah, so.

I just got fucking promoted to head of the kitchens.

The fat asscrack who runs this piece of shit inn comes up to me today and tells me that thanks to what I've been doing in the kitchen, more people have been plugging their nose long enough to come in here. He says that I'm a gift from the fucking Dragons and offers me twenty more ( Read more... )

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... too fucking quiet, here.

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Whatever, she'll be fine. She doesn't need me bugging her, and fuck knows she'll just keep me writing for hours. I have work to do.

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Well, if he is a creep, he's really fucking good at hiding it.

I guess he checks out. Go on with him and get back to taking care of your crazy old bitch, if you really have to.

This could be worse, I guess.

I mean, it's bad. It's fucking bad. This place is like the fucking asscrack of culinary Colndor, which is fucking saying something ( Read more... )

Flo found me another place to work, for now, but it's a real crapsack, even compared to wear I was before. No ingrediants, really, and just a bunch of hungry, grubby nobodies who don't give a fuck if it's venison or rat in their stew, so long as it's food.

It's like a boil on a boil on a boil. Fucking fantastic.

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So Are you You

Look.

I know this has taken me a long fucking time to say, whatever. I know that. I just -- I don't -- I don't want you to be an idiot, and if you say the wrong thing, I don't know what I'll ( Read more... )