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Jun 07, 2010 22:28

Edelweiss, Seimei is so confused ( Read more... )

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fruhlinghaschen June 8 2010, 04:02:05 UTC
Ranked from most to least virginal:

Aoyagi Seimei
You see those ears and that tail? Yeah. Those're staying right where they are, because ewww that is weird and gross and you put what where? Yeah, Seimei's issues with people do not combine well with sex. And, though his creeperness on some people is pretty severe, I'd say it's sexually sublimated at the most. I figure he likes his virgin status, too -- it's one more symbol of how he's going to stay pure and perfect, while everyone else runs off and has body parts fall off.

Ciel Phantomhive
Ciel is 13. This is all that needs to be said. Also, the odds that he will be alive and not having his soul devoured before he's much past thirteen are not very good. Ergo, likely a permavirgin for a pretty brief value of "perma-."

Momiji SohmaEven if 'Miji weren't pure as morning dew, living in a super-isolated family setting and poofing into a small, furry animal when you get too near the opposite sex do not make for a likely devirgining. So, his virtue is still very much intact ( ... )

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attunes June 8 2010, 23:29:16 UTC
Desmond Miles
- DON'T LISTEN TO HIS ANCESTORS. he's a 25 year old man and he was a bartender for fucks sake, he's had sex
- i have no idea. probably all one night stands before he changed locations ROFL considering how insanely paranoid he was he probably hasn't ever had a real girlfriend

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lvl100paladin June 10 2010, 21:14:22 UTC
/squints at

/squiiiiiiiiints at

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/marks down in "virgin" column =|

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jushinkan June 8 2010, 23:49:44 UTC
Xellos

He's lived for like, 1013 years. Even if he doesn't need to/doesn't have a drive/has the libido of an antisocial rock, he's probably got his mack on. Once. Maybe. He was probably ordered to for the glory of information gain. Or maybe he just felt like ruining someones morning.

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suicidal_notion June 9 2010, 00:48:22 UTC
(I could only assume this since neither the manga or anime really precisely pinpointed out his sex life ( ... )

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lvl100paladin June 10 2010, 21:00:01 UTC
Seimei finds your brother complex disgusting, Nunnally. >=|

What why are you laughing there is no hypocrisy here at all

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