Getting a video iPod is quite possibly the worst thing I could have ever done for my productivity at work.

Spengler: "Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie 35 feet long, weighing approximately 600 pounds."

Zeddemore: "That's a big Twinkie."

...but I forgot how much I love classical music.

Not that it matters to anyone, but Hilary Swank has the most hideous feet ever. In the world.

Six new facts about the iPhone.

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stuff I've done is in bold; stuff I haven't but I'd like to is in italics.

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Breakfast sandwiches are a retreat away from the evils and unbecomings of waking up. Alongside the cup of coffee, it's a duo that can bring cheers, or in this case, jeers. I like my sandwiches a particular way, in this case a sausage, egg, and cheese on a hard roll with ketchup. That's it. Bacon is usually too salty, and they never give you enough ( Read more... )

I can either do things like clean my apartment, go to the gym, help some elderly ladies cross the street, rescue cats in trees, deliver some babies, write a Broadway play, pen my autobiography, or go sit in a bar for the weekend and watch the Yankees/Red Sox series in which the Yanks hopefully start staging a comeback of the most amazing

Transformers. Fantastic Four. Ocean's Thirteen. Ratatouille. Live Free or Die Hard. Evan Almighty. Even Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

There's not a single movie I want to see as bad as Superbad.