Look, here's the thing: Bleach is ridiculous. People waving swords with dramatic music hilarious. So it all makes perfect sense, really. I mean, why wouldn't it?
MSPaint is the savior of all of us who are too lazy or without photoshop. And so it was done.
It started with this:
Szayel Apollo as Pamela Anderson
Innocent enough. Szayel Apollo: Whore of Hueco Mundo, replenisher of the HM treasury with his weekend job in the escort service. We all know he sekretly wants to be a girl. Boobie envy? I say yes. And that's probably why he wanted to off Nell, because damn it, you can't be stronger AND have bigger boobs. So we gave him Pamela Anderson's body. And it's frightening just how at home he looks in it. Oh.
Nnoitra as Morticia Addams
Did you see this coming? Maybe you saw this coming. Scary, isn't it? It works, doesn't it? We honestly cannot think of anyone who would make a better Morticia Addams than Nnoitra. And look at him, all disgruntled looking. It's the makings of a happy housewife.
Aizen Sousuke as Clark Kent/Superman
You honestly are NOT ALLOWED to tell us that you didn't see this coming. Aizen, Clark Kent. SAME THING REALLY. LOLOLOL. NO WE'RE NOT KIDDING. And he's glorious. Look at the cape. I bet Aizen wants that cape.
Ichimaru Gin as Lord Voldemort
Dead give away. Don't even need explaining. Although Gin probably would be pretty damn depressed to be demoted into wielding spark-shooting sticks [LUL].
Kurosaki Ichigo as The Little Prince
IT WORKS IT WORKS IT WORKS IT WORKS I SWEAR JUST LOOK AT IT. Ichigo is the little prince cultivating his pretty little planet with the flowerseseseses. Okay, plot bunny being born. God damn it.
Madarame Ikkaku as Lex Luther
And Madarame Ikkaku will defeat Aizen. Or vice versa. Something like that. Ikkaku would be an evil scientist if he checked out a brain. :D
Dear lord, please forgive our sins.
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