{Fiction - YooSu} The Mighty Red Manicured Pimp Hand 10
Title: The Mighty Red Manicured Pimp Hand
Author: egoisticfreak
Paring: YooSu, JaeMinHo
Genre: Crack, Smut
Rating: NC-17
Chapter: 10/20
Beta: lady_shira32
Summary: Pimp Yoochun went to his favorite strip club and his BFF dropped him something about a heavenly ass stripper. When he saw him dance his ass out of heaven, the pimp decided to use every power on his PIMP hand to get the heavenly ass...
Profiles // 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9
Chapter 10 - Soulmates
Yoochun looked at him and replied, “Please don’t hump me for a while, we need to reserve some energy for later.”
The other guy grinned.
Junsu went on top of Yoochun, wanting to ravish him so bad. He licked a trail from his lips down to his neck and nipped the delicious collarbones. After lavishing the pimp in a dazzling way, the divine rear pulled away and pouted. Yoochun looked clueless, well, fuck, he is clueless.
“So, I’ve told you how I met my beloved hotshot manager. Let’s see, how about my boss? How did you meet such a beautiful being? How did you end up like this? You know, pimpin’ out bitches for him?”
The pimp looked at the ceiling. “Well, Jaejoong is a friend from childhood.”
“Really now?” replied Junsu, his interest peaking.
“I knew him for forever,” mumbled the pimp.
~~flashback~~
The little soon-to-be pimp Yoochun woke up with sour face. “FUCK YOU SUNLIGHT FOR RUINING THIS YOUTHFUL FACE!”
“You’re cursing, early in the morning, Chun-face boy,” a familiar voice was heard from the door.
Yoochun turned around to see his beautiful girly ghei best friend, “Fuck you!”
“Don’t be like that to your dear and sweet best friend,” Jaejoong replied while adding his weight to the already heavy comforters splayed on top of kid PimpChun.
“I hate you, seriously.” Yoochun turned his head away and focused his sight to the window. “Pfffft. Dear and sweet my ass, Jae.”
The other guy just smiled and made himself comfortable on Yoochun’s bed. “So,” Jaejoong stretched his arms a bit, “have you decided on what course to take up in college?”
“Business,” Yoochun replied as he laid his ass back to his bed.
“Why? You’re whole family is already established in that field and I thought you wanted to be different,” commented Jaejoong as he rolled over on top of Yoochun.
“Don’t worry I will be definitely be different.” Yoochun kissed Jaejoong’s forehead and pushed him off, the latter ending up on the floor.
The pretty boy rubbed his back to ease the pain, “DAMN YOU BASTARD!!!”
“I get that a lot from you these days,” Yoochun stood up and went to the bathroom.
Jaejoong’s eyes followed Yoochun and said, “You do know that your breath smells like rotten cum?”
Yoochun glared at him. “Wow, you’ve manage to smell one already? I really salute your sexual prowess, my dear bestfriend! You’ve smelled and tasted almost everything!” Yoochun closed the bathroom door just in time, a pillow kissing its frame.(B/N: Jae has horrible aim. XD)
After a nice morning shower, Yoochun joined Jaejoong in the garden to have a cup (or two) of some warm Mexican coffee. Yoochun noticed the sketch pad that his BFF was holding.
“What’s that?” Yoochun asked in a very curious way, leaving Jaejoong with no choice but to answer him.
“This?” Jaejoong held the thing higher for Yoochun to see. “This is my design collection. Wanna see it?”
“Collection? I didn’t even know you had one.” Yoochun pouted. He felt sad for not knowing that his best friend’s little hobbies.
“Because you’re too self-absorbed,” Jaejoong replied as he hands over the collection.
Yoochun accepted it and flipped through the pages. “He is good,” he thought to himself. “Are you going to take up fashion?”
“Yes, so I’ll be going to Paris this year,” Jaejoong said nursing the cup with his delicate fingers.
Yoochun felt his heart break. His best friend looked serious and he can’t help it. “So you’re leaving me?”
“Just for a while, dear,” he replied.
Yoochun faked a smile but Jae noticed it immediately and said, “FUCKER!!! Don’t be such a kid! I’ll be back as soon as I get my darn degree. Duh? Fuck!” He one-touched him and the other retorted the same way as well.
Yoochun smiled like a silly kid. “FUCK YOU TOO! I CAN JUST GO TO PARIS ANYTIME IF I WANT TOO, DUH! I’M FILTHY RICH, REMEMBER?”
After the five-year separation, both of them met up in Vegas for a nice strip show. That time, Jaejoong had the idea of owning a club that consists of the most fashionably sparkly and glittery strippers. As for Yoochun, he told his BFF of his pimp work like the drugs and other underground crimes. Jae grew furious about it. He gave Yoochun the most painful bitch slap there ever was.
“Have you killed anybody lready?” Jae quizzed him with a fiery attitude.
“Yes,” he said plainly.
He gave him another bitch slap, “Fuck, what the hell for?!” Jaejoong was outraged.
“I’m just bored, that’s it!” Yoochun screamed back to Jaejoong.
“Fuck you! What happened to you?! Everything’s fine and then this will happen? What are you now, a crime lord pimp?”
“You can call me that,” he replied and he received another. He knew he deserved it. He lied to his best friend when he told him that everything was fine. Fine, yes, his life was just too perfect and he was just bored. He can’t help it.
“I’m disappointed. You know it’s dangerous! Fuck You...! You need to stop this craziness right at this moment!” Jae ordered Yoochun. His eyes were filled with intense anger that made Chun nod in agreement.
“Fine, but I’ll have to take it slow. It’s more dangerous to leave this type of life immediately. I promise I won’t go back,” he swore to his soul mate.
“Good to hear that. Besides, I will never leave you again. You’re bored without me,” Jaejoong smiled and gave one last slap on Chun’s reddened cheeks.
“If you’ve grown accustomed growing up with a glitter-and-fur-clad friend all your life, when he vanishes, you’ll definitely going to end up bored,” the pimp muttered to him while toying with Jae’s white fur coat.
The other guy smiled then both heard an orgasmic ring tone coming from Jaejoong’s mobile phone. He answered and ignored the pimp for a few moments. After the conversation, Yoochun noticed the smile on Jae’s face.
“Who’s that?” asked the pimp.
“A friend. I met him in Paris and he’ll be here in a few minutes,” he smiled, sparkles bursting gheily everywhere.
A few moments later, a tall handsome figure appeared beside Jaejoong. The ghei sparkly man stood up and embraced the “new guy.”
“Okay, who’s the new fucktard?!” Yoochun coughed.
Jae realized that he ignored his BFF. “Oh, sorry, how rude of me. Changmin, dear, this is my soulmate, Yoochun.”
The tall guy smirked at him, “Good Evening. You must be Yoochun.”
“Hell yeah, I am. And may I know your relationship with my ‘best friend’?” Yoochun sounded jealous.
“My dear pimp. He’s my boyfriend. I got to meet him online then we got together in Paris,” Jaejoong smiled with sparkles in his eyes.
“Okay…” Yoochun felt betrayed.
~~End of Flashback~~
“Now, I know why you asked about Minnie. You’re jealous of him, hnn?” Junsu teased him while licking the whip cream off Chunnie’s nose.
“Of course I am,” he replied. ”Now, you have to tell me all about the guy you want me to kill.”
Junsu sighed in defeat and decided to tell everything to the pimp.
~~
I couldn't update last night, I fell asleep..XDXDXD comments are loved you know...XD looking for hmtermulo
Author: egoisticfreak
Paring: YooSu, JaeMinHo
Genre: Crack, Smut
Rating: NC-17
Chapter: 10/20
Beta: lady_shira32
Summary: Pimp Yoochun went to his favorite strip club and his BFF dropped him something about a heavenly ass stripper. When he saw him dance his ass out of heaven, the pimp decided to use every power on his PIMP hand to get the heavenly ass...
Profiles // 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9
Chapter 10 - Soulmates
Yoochun looked at him and replied, “Please don’t hump me for a while, we need to reserve some energy for later.”
The other guy grinned.
Junsu went on top of Yoochun, wanting to ravish him so bad. He licked a trail from his lips down to his neck and nipped the delicious collarbones. After lavishing the pimp in a dazzling way, the divine rear pulled away and pouted. Yoochun looked clueless, well, fuck, he is clueless.
“So, I’ve told you how I met my beloved hotshot manager. Let’s see, how about my boss? How did you meet such a beautiful being? How did you end up like this? You know, pimpin’ out bitches for him?”
The pimp looked at the ceiling. “Well, Jaejoong is a friend from childhood.”
“Really now?” replied Junsu, his interest peaking.
“I knew him for forever,” mumbled the pimp.
~~flashback~~
The little soon-to-be pimp Yoochun woke up with sour face. “FUCK YOU SUNLIGHT FOR RUINING THIS YOUTHFUL FACE!”
“You’re cursing, early in the morning, Chun-face boy,” a familiar voice was heard from the door.
Yoochun turned around to see his beautiful girly ghei best friend, “Fuck you!”
“Don’t be like that to your dear and sweet best friend,” Jaejoong replied while adding his weight to the already heavy comforters splayed on top of kid PimpChun.
“I hate you, seriously.” Yoochun turned his head away and focused his sight to the window. “Pfffft. Dear and sweet my ass, Jae.”
The other guy just smiled and made himself comfortable on Yoochun’s bed. “So,” Jaejoong stretched his arms a bit, “have you decided on what course to take up in college?”
“Business,” Yoochun replied as he laid his ass back to his bed.
“Why? You’re whole family is already established in that field and I thought you wanted to be different,” commented Jaejoong as he rolled over on top of Yoochun.
“Don’t worry I will be definitely be different.” Yoochun kissed Jaejoong’s forehead and pushed him off, the latter ending up on the floor.
The pretty boy rubbed his back to ease the pain, “DAMN YOU BASTARD!!!”
“I get that a lot from you these days,” Yoochun stood up and went to the bathroom.
Jaejoong’s eyes followed Yoochun and said, “You do know that your breath smells like rotten cum?”
Yoochun glared at him. “Wow, you’ve manage to smell one already? I really salute your sexual prowess, my dear bestfriend! You’ve smelled and tasted almost everything!” Yoochun closed the bathroom door just in time, a pillow kissing its frame.(B/N: Jae has horrible aim. XD)
After a nice morning shower, Yoochun joined Jaejoong in the garden to have a cup (or two) of some warm Mexican coffee. Yoochun noticed the sketch pad that his BFF was holding.
“What’s that?” Yoochun asked in a very curious way, leaving Jaejoong with no choice but to answer him.
“This?” Jaejoong held the thing higher for Yoochun to see. “This is my design collection. Wanna see it?”
“Collection? I didn’t even know you had one.” Yoochun pouted. He felt sad for not knowing that his best friend’s little hobbies.
“Because you’re too self-absorbed,” Jaejoong replied as he hands over the collection.
Yoochun accepted it and flipped through the pages. “He is good,” he thought to himself. “Are you going to take up fashion?”
“Yes, so I’ll be going to Paris this year,” Jaejoong said nursing the cup with his delicate fingers.
Yoochun felt his heart break. His best friend looked serious and he can’t help it. “So you’re leaving me?”
“Just for a while, dear,” he replied.
Yoochun faked a smile but Jae noticed it immediately and said, “FUCKER!!! Don’t be such a kid! I’ll be back as soon as I get my darn degree. Duh? Fuck!” He one-touched him and the other retorted the same way as well.
Yoochun smiled like a silly kid. “FUCK YOU TOO! I CAN JUST GO TO PARIS ANYTIME IF I WANT TOO, DUH! I’M FILTHY RICH, REMEMBER?”
After the five-year separation, both of them met up in Vegas for a nice strip show. That time, Jaejoong had the idea of owning a club that consists of the most fashionably sparkly and glittery strippers. As for Yoochun, he told his BFF of his pimp work like the drugs and other underground crimes. Jae grew furious about it. He gave Yoochun the most painful bitch slap there ever was.
“Have you killed anybody lready?” Jae quizzed him with a fiery attitude.
“Yes,” he said plainly.
He gave him another bitch slap, “Fuck, what the hell for?!” Jaejoong was outraged.
“I’m just bored, that’s it!” Yoochun screamed back to Jaejoong.
“Fuck you! What happened to you?! Everything’s fine and then this will happen? What are you now, a crime lord pimp?”
“You can call me that,” he replied and he received another. He knew he deserved it. He lied to his best friend when he told him that everything was fine. Fine, yes, his life was just too perfect and he was just bored. He can’t help it.
“I’m disappointed. You know it’s dangerous! Fuck You...! You need to stop this craziness right at this moment!” Jae ordered Yoochun. His eyes were filled with intense anger that made Chun nod in agreement.
“Fine, but I’ll have to take it slow. It’s more dangerous to leave this type of life immediately. I promise I won’t go back,” he swore to his soul mate.
“Good to hear that. Besides, I will never leave you again. You’re bored without me,” Jaejoong smiled and gave one last slap on Chun’s reddened cheeks.
“If you’ve grown accustomed growing up with a glitter-and-fur-clad friend all your life, when he vanishes, you’ll definitely going to end up bored,” the pimp muttered to him while toying with Jae’s white fur coat.
The other guy smiled then both heard an orgasmic ring tone coming from Jaejoong’s mobile phone. He answered and ignored the pimp for a few moments. After the conversation, Yoochun noticed the smile on Jae’s face.
“Who’s that?” asked the pimp.
“A friend. I met him in Paris and he’ll be here in a few minutes,” he smiled, sparkles bursting gheily everywhere.
A few moments later, a tall handsome figure appeared beside Jaejoong. The ghei sparkly man stood up and embraced the “new guy.”
“Okay, who’s the new fucktard?!” Yoochun coughed.
Jae realized that he ignored his BFF. “Oh, sorry, how rude of me. Changmin, dear, this is my soulmate, Yoochun.”
The tall guy smirked at him, “Good Evening. You must be Yoochun.”
“Hell yeah, I am. And may I know your relationship with my ‘best friend’?” Yoochun sounded jealous.
“My dear pimp. He’s my boyfriend. I got to meet him online then we got together in Paris,” Jaejoong smiled with sparkles in his eyes.
“Okay…” Yoochun felt betrayed.
~~End of Flashback~~
“Now, I know why you asked about Minnie. You’re jealous of him, hnn?” Junsu teased him while licking the whip cream off Chunnie’s nose.
“Of course I am,” he replied. ”Now, you have to tell me all about the guy you want me to kill.”
Junsu sighed in defeat and decided to tell everything to the pimp.
~~
I couldn't update last night, I fell asleep..XDXDXD comments are loved you know...XD looking for hmtermulo