"cass has talent hidden underneath that pile of empty wine bottles." -- humyara

[crackling]

So tonight I was dragged out to a media department awards night where I spent most of the time staring into my glass of wine and complaining with an old tutor about the way academics are all stuffy bores. Oh, and I got a piece of paper that says I came first in the year? I feel like I don't deserve it, but when I think about the way that students

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[peccare]

everyone's telling you not to be self-deprecating. i cam going to give you the lowdown: you cam first from a bunch of people who don't know where to put commas and go to a tiny university in a tiny country. MOST people in the world don't know where to put commas and go to tiny universities in tiny countries.

THEREFORE, you are better than most people in the world.

but we already knew this.

[crackling]

clearly. are you finished with your freaking exams yet? why can't next Friday be tomorrow, I fail at studying

[peccare]

ALMOST!