(my brother: "where did 14 and 15 go?" good question, hombre)

[crackling]

Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country.

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master

Comments

[tigercambo]

OMG. soooo funny.

[dragonmad]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was HILARIOUS!!!!!

Thank you so much for sharing!!!

[peccare]

i wish i had this talent.

[omgitspadfoot]

HAHAHA. I think my english teacher read some of these to us when we were in Year 12. xD

[in_pirouettes]

omg, the more I read the finnier they became. I think the quicker you read the more fun you have!