I had this horrible cold this weekend. Hmmm, how can I explain how sick I was...oh, here we go, I was so sick I watched a Laguna Beach marathon on MTV. Hopefully, none of you know what Laguna beach is, but it's like reality version of The OC. I just laid there and watched it all day on Saturday, and blew my nose...that was the extent of my day. I'm ( Read more... )

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I did one good thing and one bad thing today:

Good thing:
I actually left my work, got in my car, and drove an old lady who was lost to where she was trying to go.

Bad thing:

Ketan emailed me:
"Next time you talk to your sister, can you ask her about her/the people she
works with opinions of Cardozo Law overall and of the IP program there if
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Me: "I wish livejournal wasn't dead."

Ducker: "Oh, but it is."

Me: "laughing" (but really I was crying inside).

So I got the unofficial nod today, I've been accepted into to grad school. This is excellent news because now I get to move to Portland, Oregon and get my Masters degree. I am writing this journal entry mostly to let you all know that after I get my masters degree I will only answer to "Master Emily". It should take me 2 years to complete my degree ( Read more... )

Has anyone ever seen the CSI (Las Vegas - the only good one if you ask me) where they find the dead gigantor muscle guy whose been on the roids big time? He looks like his face is smashed in, and they assume that he dropped a dumbbell on his face...or that someone else did.
So it turns out that he has all this crazy mold growing inside his wall & ( Read more... )

So I'm sitting at the airport and they keep announcing the same 3 passengers over and over again "Passengers, blah, blah, blah, please report to the virgin atlantic desk immediately." One of the names is Mohammed and although I know it probably doesn't have anything to do with terrorism and that I'm going to the special place in hell for the ( Read more... )

While attemping to open my new FM transmitter this AM I failed. However, I did not fail to plunge the pocket knife I was using into my hand. Based on the blood marks on the knife, I believe it went in at least 1 inch, but probably more. On the upside, Ducker was kind enough to finish opening up the transmitter and it seems to work well. Apparently ( Read more... )

My boss (for my temporary job) gives me my first paycheck today. And I basically already got a raise, we agreed to $X/hr and apparently he decided to pay me more. Sweet ( Read more... )

Q: Why is it so hilarious when a vegetarian accidentally smears cat food in her hair?

I have an interview tomorrow with some dumb company. It's for an office manager of Dumbas, Inc. No seriously, I don't even know what the company does. I think it might be some sort of vacation thing. It was some vague ad in the paper and I emailed a resume during one of my brief, frantic I need a job moments. The job is apparently in Altamonte, but ( Read more... )