Hey kids! I'm all grown up now!

[crackpipe]

I love IKEA. It smells like cinnamon on every floor and you can add a bag of geniune swedish meatballs to your credit charge as you exit. There is a baby changing station right next to the restroom and its shiny and clean and even though I haven't used it yet, its all about the creature comfots when your cleaning your baby's butt from what I can

Comments

[threne]

i didn't know you were pregnant! congratulations!

xxxooo

[crackpipe]

thanks. never thought i would reproduce.

[amicablebitch]

i love IKEA too!!! XOXOXOXOX

[robby]

Ha! You're nesting, you know. It's a well documented pregnant woman phenomenon.

[morganza]

You should get a loft bed. It saves lots of space.

[crackpipe]

good idea. IKEA has those.

[crackpipe]

yes, i'm pretty typical. i'm alot smaller then most other pregnant women my size though.
i think it can be only because some women use pregnancy as an excuse to eat.
in some pictures i've seen of britney spears she looks more pregnant then i am, and shes susposedely less.
if i wasn't retarded i could hook up the camera.

dO you PlAy MuZiK FoR ThE BaBy???

[shockozulu]

i Don*t Know WoT StAgE
oNe BeGiNz w/ThAt KoNcEpT!!!!?--
BuT i WondER WhAt YoU WiLL PlAy foR HeR!!!!???
=^:^=!!!i WoNdER iF ThErE wILL bE Pre*nAtAl DJ*s!!!???--
!!XoX!

Re: dO you PlAy MuZiK FoR ThE BaBy???

[crackpipe]

i play the guitar, albeit suckily, in hopes that it will make her a rocker and soothe her at the same time.
and of course she hears whatever music i play around the house.

wOt tyPe oF tUneS dUe yOu plAy fOr thE YouNg-Un

[shunlin]

You aint goNNa be oNe of them yuPPie rents that plays tapes of numbers and the alphabet so the kid "learns" in utero?

I know you're big into the celebrity NONsesnse, halve you investigated Brooke Shields and the her book on Post Partum Depresion and her suicidal/homicidal IMPulses?

[nonsequitur_bob]

wishing (kNOT just hoping) you kEEp uP w/your wRIGHTing,
it's rather gO D. You stay in the moment - laruoccobot