i have lost so much weight that i am no longer able to lick my own nipple.

my goal was to create a replica city of life,
with simulations of my good friends, aquaintences, enemies and such.
however, while it is a simple task for me to code HTML,
I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO PLAY THE SIMS.

want to hear the funniest joke i ever made up?

Q. whom is the lord of dairy?

A. CHEEESUS!!!!

LIKE JESUS EXCEPT CHEESE!!!!

LOLOL

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..im gay.