One, Two, Three, Four I Declare a Drabble War!

[hostilecrayon]

As the maintainer and creator of the crazed crackfest, I suppose it's only right I throw out the first challenge!

So have at thee, community!

Here's my crack list!

Let's go! Hiiii-YA!

Comments

here we go again

[call_me_ishmael]

Calamity Chang and Duo the Kid, the most notorious robbers in the west decide to steal from the Winner bank. But Sheriff Yuy and Deputy Barton won't let it happen!

Bonus points for incorporating as many crazy Western cliches you can!

[aoyagi]

*ebil cackle*

Kuwabara crack; "road to hell is paved with good intentions aka 'I meant well, but it came out all creepy and perverted.'"

[blue_cage]

HnG, Hikaru/Akira, Kurata : You know you always wanted to be Lynn Minmay.