So I talked to my doctor today about my blood work. Appearantly my tryglyciarates are so astornomically high that my overall cholesterol can't be configured. I was baffeled by this. Other than three days a week pork eat-a-thon I don't eat an unhealthy amount of meat. So this got me concerned ( Read more... )

so i drove home after my big 23. fun. not to exciting. Went down stairs to wake nick up because he had class at a ten and it was a quarter to nine and i'm still a little drunk. Brea(sp?) and nick were sleeping together and it appeared that they were cuddling... so i gave them a hug. I think they were also naked. oh well it's only nakedness ( Read more... )

I don't know why I haven't mentioned this earlier but tomorrow is my birthday. I'll be in Mt. P drinking at b dubs probably for the most part. You all are cordially invited that are of drinking age or of owning a fake id age. If you are underage and don't have a fake, don't be trying to get in and saying you know jordan... that shit will get us ( Read more... )

So i downloaded the new kanye west cd the other morning with the greatest of expectations of it. well, lets just say that I felt let down. I've listened to the whole thing through like four times now and it just isn't as good as college drop out ( Read more... )

well, i found out why justen is so moody and bitchy all the time... IT'S BECAUSE OF ALL OF THOSE PREGNANCY HORMONES COARSING THROUGH HER VIERNS. that's right, mark's sperm defeated her egg. Oh yeah, she's not telling her family until later today so if you some how run into her relatives don't say anything. Not that most of you would know her ( Read more... )

Stolen from my friend joe's journal

http://www.fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm

Yeah, so there is this girl named Justen and she is one fucking bitch. I understand that I am one hard person to live with, I mean with all of my sitting in my room and not really interacting with anyone that much ( Read more... )

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What is it with every fucking time i'm suppose to get paid my check isn't in? First my fucking tuition check and now my fucking pay check. I've been working for the past three weeks now and didn't get my first check and was told i would get it today... now i still don't have a damn check and things to take care of that require oodles of money. ( Read more... )

I need to go to bed. I've been up and workng all night; those fucks are making me work ten days straight and i've been there for not even a week yet. no day off until wednesday. plus side i got five hours of overtime in my first week when i was only scheduled to work 21 ( Read more... )