" Without fear and illness, I could never have accomplished all I have. "

Anyone who names something  SomethingFactoryFactory is my mortal enemy and must be stopped! Stopped before they can reproduce and pollute the planet with more of their idiocy.

My yogurt has "NO Asparatame EVER".

Other yogurt has Asparatame ALWAYS, or Asparatame SOMETIMES - like between 9am and 5pm? Or SOME Asparatame SOME of the time. Or ALL Asparatame NEVER!!

Yes. I am bored.

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I am an idiot.

For a supposedly "smart" person I can do some astoundingly stupid things. I think it could be just one of those things where you think someone is either fiendlishly clever or amazingly dumb ... and I wind up getting the benefit of the doubt.

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