AvP LOL

[craig_r_cicero]

Last night, I watched Alien vs. Predator.  Let me start this quasi-review by saying that, yes, Virginia, it was not a good movie

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[raptorck]

AvP was a great buddy cop flick, once you got past all the rapid-xenomorph-breeding BS, the Antarctic pyramid, the... well, the backstory. Fuck the back story.

She's an Antarctic expedition guide!

He's an extraterrestrial with a strict code of honor who hunts sentients for sport!

THEY FIGHT CRIME^H^H^H^H^HALIENS

How is that not a brilliant popcorn flick?

[finback]

"The Predators didn't get subtitles or intelligible speech, which was great, because they didn't seem like very skilled conversationalists either."

Flash Fact: they're the original lolcats.

'i can haz kill now?' 'oh hai, i upgraed ur aleuns' 'noo, i lose mai spaer'