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...going to see the anniversary, i knew i was in danger of some serious face rockage. the first time i saw them my face was unexpectedly rocked completely off. but this time i was prepared, so it didn't quite reach that same level, though the rockage was of a very high degree, it didn't catch me off guard as did the first. i cannot say the same ( Read more... )

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so i'm playing this bounty hunter game right and i'm trying to escape from this prison and everyone is shooting at me and then they fire rockets and shit at me and i fall of a bridge into an endless pit and run out of jet pack fuel and i throw the controller down and i don't know if it works anymore

HEY...ya know what's great...when your car decides to magically start, after its just been towed...AWESOME...then, seeing that same car being backed out THROUGH (and i mean literally through) the bay door of the repair shop...absolutely comical

weilding a chainsaw and boomstick, i shall devour metro detroit's suv population...i am the slayer of jeep grand cherokees...

i will start with the one stranded in best buy's parking lot since 8 last night

there's something about a nice snowy day that makes me hate everyone a little less.

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