Y.M.C.A! (3/?)
Title: Y.M.C.A
Author: craiglockdhart
Pairings: Kangteuk, Sihan and !ninja all over
Rating: PG-13 for now
Warnings: full of crack, high on WTF-ness.
Summary: Your Manly Cute Ass
PART ONE
PART TWO
It was nearly eleven at night and Siwon’s room-mate was still nowhere to be found.
Doesn’t this place have lights out or something?, he wondered privately as strains of music coming from the room opposite to his reached his ears, though Siwon had to admit that it was rather pleasant.
Henry, was it? He would be a musical genius if he wasn’t mute, Siwon thought. Or at least he assumed Henry was mute since all he’d seen the youngest do so far was eat, make a mess, join Eunhae in a food fight (which caused Leeteuk - Or Umma, as the other boys called him to clutch his chest in despair) and play that damn violin.
Siwon was so lost in thought that he didn’t notice the door opening silently behind him as a caped figure stepped noiselessly into the room. Which would explain why he nearly jumped out of his skin with a girly squeal when he spun around to come face to face with fangs…
And the visibly shocked face of the rather dishy Chinese Prince from earlier.
Great, great first… no, second impression. Siwon mentally cursed himself. Better explain myself. Keep cool keep cool. You are calm and composed, Choi Siwon. You are not giggling nervously and looking around the room like a weirdo.
Which of course, Siwon was.
But the Prince -- No, vampire now, only laughed softly (And even his laugh was attractive) and apologized in softly accented Korean, “I know the fangs are freaky, but this is Kibum’s costume. I went over to Heechul’s room to put him to bed. He’s been… out of sorts since Kibum left.”
“Your old room-mate?”, Siwon asked.
“We were supposed to be. Until Kibum and Heechul got together and threw me into Heechul’s room. And then bullied Teukie into getting them a double bed… which we are now stuck with.”
Siwon gaped at the man, trying to process both the fact that they were going to be sleeping next to each other on the same bed, and that he spoke perfect, albeit accented Korean.
“You can speak Korean.”
“Of course I can. Just make sure Heechul doesn’t find out or he’ll bully me into doing more things for him.”
Siwon nodded.
“And I figure you wouldn’t mind bed-sharing right? I mean, you’re gay, I’m gay. Whatever happens, happens.”
“How did you… I…. No.. I…”
“Kidding. I’m not loose. There’s plenty of room for you, I and personal space.”
“No, I mean, how did you know I’m… gay.”
“Pre-requisite for admission, isn’t it?”
“How do you people find out these things?”
“Remember Lady Gaga from dinner?”
“Yeah. What does he have to do with this?”
“He doesn’t, but his boyfriend does. Kyuhyun installs these little things in high schools all around the area. He calls them Gaydars. Which is Gay and Radar combined, in case you didn’t realize. And our Gaydar spotted you! And Leeteuk decided he simply had to have you in here, so welcome.”
“What?”, Siwon’s jaw dropped in shock, “There are electronic devices that can detect my sexuality?”
There was silence for a while before Hangeng exhaled heavily, “Right. I can’t do this anymore. You’re too nice a kid to prank like Heechul asked me to. Fact is, Kyu hacked into your computer and saw the porn. Yep. You are totally gay. And so are all of us, really. It’s hard not to be when this place is bursting at the seams with cute guys.”
Like Hangeng.
Right. His porn. Siwon could feel the blush creep up his face by now as he thought of his rather formidable collection.
“And you’re probably wondering about the costumes. Teukie thinks that the secret to getting to the root of a problem is to go back and learn how to live and feel like a child again. Your stay here will be one long, extended party, and you’ll probably want to come back. Most of us do, eventually. Kibum’s different though. That kid always knew he was meant for other things.”
“You like this place huh?”
“Beats grey slacks and cardboard food at least.”
“What did you do?”
“Hijacked a few cars, nothing much.”, Hangeng grinned, “Bastards deserved it.”
“What did they do?”
“Moved into the area and converted our most awesome basketball court into a carpark.”
“You play basketball too?”
“Love the game.”
“Shoot some hoops tomorrow, shall we?”
Hangeng shook his head and threw Siwon a piece of what looked suspiciously like a fatsuit, “No way we’re gonna be able to play in these. Oh… and about the costumes…”
“Yeah?”
“Kibum’s a vampire because Heechul’s a really big fan of the twilight series. And you look really like Edward Cullen.”
“And…. So?”
“Heechul’s decided that he wants you for himself, so do me a favor and pop over in this ridiculous looking cape and fangs tomorrow night, will you?”
Author: craiglockdhart
Pairings: Kangteuk, Sihan and !ninja all over
Rating: PG-13 for now
Warnings: full of crack, high on WTF-ness.
Summary: Your Manly Cute Ass
PART ONE
PART TWO
It was nearly eleven at night and Siwon’s room-mate was still nowhere to be found.
Doesn’t this place have lights out or something?, he wondered privately as strains of music coming from the room opposite to his reached his ears, though Siwon had to admit that it was rather pleasant.
Henry, was it? He would be a musical genius if he wasn’t mute, Siwon thought. Or at least he assumed Henry was mute since all he’d seen the youngest do so far was eat, make a mess, join Eunhae in a food fight (which caused Leeteuk - Or Umma, as the other boys called him to clutch his chest in despair) and play that damn violin.
Siwon was so lost in thought that he didn’t notice the door opening silently behind him as a caped figure stepped noiselessly into the room. Which would explain why he nearly jumped out of his skin with a girly squeal when he spun around to come face to face with fangs…
And the visibly shocked face of the rather dishy Chinese Prince from earlier.
Great, great first… no, second impression. Siwon mentally cursed himself. Better explain myself. Keep cool keep cool. You are calm and composed, Choi Siwon. You are not giggling nervously and looking around the room like a weirdo.
Which of course, Siwon was.
But the Prince -- No, vampire now, only laughed softly (And even his laugh was attractive) and apologized in softly accented Korean, “I know the fangs are freaky, but this is Kibum’s costume. I went over to Heechul’s room to put him to bed. He’s been… out of sorts since Kibum left.”
“Your old room-mate?”, Siwon asked.
“We were supposed to be. Until Kibum and Heechul got together and threw me into Heechul’s room. And then bullied Teukie into getting them a double bed… which we are now stuck with.”
Siwon gaped at the man, trying to process both the fact that they were going to be sleeping next to each other on the same bed, and that he spoke perfect, albeit accented Korean.
“You can speak Korean.”
“Of course I can. Just make sure Heechul doesn’t find out or he’ll bully me into doing more things for him.”
Siwon nodded.
“And I figure you wouldn’t mind bed-sharing right? I mean, you’re gay, I’m gay. Whatever happens, happens.”
“How did you… I…. No.. I…”
“Kidding. I’m not loose. There’s plenty of room for you, I and personal space.”
“No, I mean, how did you know I’m… gay.”
“Pre-requisite for admission, isn’t it?”
“How do you people find out these things?”
“Remember Lady Gaga from dinner?”
“Yeah. What does he have to do with this?”
“He doesn’t, but his boyfriend does. Kyuhyun installs these little things in high schools all around the area. He calls them Gaydars. Which is Gay and Radar combined, in case you didn’t realize. And our Gaydar spotted you! And Leeteuk decided he simply had to have you in here, so welcome.”
“What?”, Siwon’s jaw dropped in shock, “There are electronic devices that can detect my sexuality?”
There was silence for a while before Hangeng exhaled heavily, “Right. I can’t do this anymore. You’re too nice a kid to prank like Heechul asked me to. Fact is, Kyu hacked into your computer and saw the porn. Yep. You are totally gay. And so are all of us, really. It’s hard not to be when this place is bursting at the seams with cute guys.”
Like Hangeng.
Right. His porn. Siwon could feel the blush creep up his face by now as he thought of his rather formidable collection.
“And you’re probably wondering about the costumes. Teukie thinks that the secret to getting to the root of a problem is to go back and learn how to live and feel like a child again. Your stay here will be one long, extended party, and you’ll probably want to come back. Most of us do, eventually. Kibum’s different though. That kid always knew he was meant for other things.”
“You like this place huh?”
“Beats grey slacks and cardboard food at least.”
“What did you do?”
“Hijacked a few cars, nothing much.”, Hangeng grinned, “Bastards deserved it.”
“What did they do?”
“Moved into the area and converted our most awesome basketball court into a carpark.”
“You play basketball too?”
“Love the game.”
“Shoot some hoops tomorrow, shall we?”
Hangeng shook his head and threw Siwon a piece of what looked suspiciously like a fatsuit, “No way we’re gonna be able to play in these. Oh… and about the costumes…”
“Yeah?”
“Kibum’s a vampire because Heechul’s a really big fan of the twilight series. And you look really like Edward Cullen.”
“And…. So?”
“Heechul’s decided that he wants you for himself, so do me a favor and pop over in this ridiculous looking cape and fangs tomorrow night, will you?”