Old Maid- A Crack Poem By L.C.R.

[crakedporcelain]

I am a fucking spinster
I am so bitter and disillusioned
I am jaded
I am convinced half the time that everyone is up to no good
and i have no tolerance for ugly people
or patience, or compqassion
i am retarted
please hug me

Comments

[crakedporcelain]

LAYA YOUR RETARTED

[careful__i_bite]

Yes
That
And I like it
Plus Ariel Bloch is harassing me to tell you she wants you/needs you/ would like to have intercourse with you etc etc etc

[crakedporcelain]

tell her i love her and does she know i'm in another country...that i've been in one for almost 4 months and that i'll be bac wednsday?

[careful__i_bite]

I will inform her
And that is awesome
She will probably see you way before being that I never talk to your sister anymore

[armyofme1981]

I relate, I weep, I smoke a ciggarette, I curb...

[crakedporcelain]

MY FUCKING CLOTHES.....
RYAN!!!!!!!

[armyofme1981]

I know, I know...we'll get through this without you having to curb a bitch...