Comments | cramps: go freddie go!

cramps

go freddie go!

Dec 01, 2006 11:28

I named my new office assistant Freddie.

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Oh Freddie you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind nurnasie December 1 2006, 15:37:40 UTC

I want a Freddie all of my own! But I want him to make me supper, get me a coffee, niliq on my coworkers, and give me a backrub. Give me a backrub paperclip!!

Re: Oh Freddie you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind cramps December 4 2006, 15:43:59 UTC

*niliq on your coworkers*...I think we may know someone a little better for THAT job.....do we not?

a?? motron December 2 2006, 17:43:51 UTC

How the hell do you high five a paperclip?

Re: a?? cramps December 4 2006, 15:43:00 UTC

with his cute little paperclip hand of course!!

irishmonkey_jr December 5 2006, 00:45:20 UTC

Can he be used to pry open my eyelids at work?

Oh and add me Meg (it's James)

cramps December 5 2006, 14:47:17 UTC

gosh no! Freddie is no eye pry! He is a motivational being that needs to be treated with proper respect! :) yeh, adding you:)

irishmonkey_jr December 5 2006, 16:22:27 UTC

He would be treated with proper respect. Each night I'd put him into my dish full of paperclips so he can get his swerve on with all those hot young paperclips.