Dear People of Earth...

[cranberrynomiko]

Having finished construction on my evil fortress, I am now accepting applications for the positions of minion and/or consort. Please choose your wording with care, as unsuccessful applications will be met with abrupt drops into my alligator pit or, if the alligators are suffering from indigestion, a quick shot from my death ray.

Comments

[moiracoon]

You're weird...

[marie_rex]

I like the fort, but it isn't that scary I'm afraid.

I hope this was because you were goofing off and not freezing.

[stormdog]

In submitting an application for servitude, I'd like to point out that I have significant blanket fort defense experience. My resume includes construction and piloting of a mobile cardboard-based combat suit as well as assault against a similarly armed and defended opponent (my brother, attempting to disrupt my schemes as usual) using thrown drumsticks. Drumsticks, I might add, that I appropriated from a cleverly disguised arms cache I found on the side of a road on garbage day.

These, and other talents, would be at your disposal, dread queen.