Amusements
Men with large instruments don't have to go down on girls.
No, dude, she's going to need that extra lube if you have Penis-zilla hiding in your pants.
Take me gently caressing my bunny!
What? What?!
Hello, my gentle sun, let's talk.
...Hippy spam?
Meet and marry a gorgeous Russian queen.
Previously, I had no idea that Russian cross-dressers were in high demand.
Use it for carnal carnivals
Frankly, I think this sounds like great fun.
Give your partner a one-way ticket to ecstasy-land.
Then watch them be completely unable to go about their day-to-day lives.
Look like real macho with that trendy watch!
Trendy equals macho now? Also... Dear Internet: I DO NOT HAVE A PENIS.
And on a more think-y vein, a game called Lateral, The Word Association Game. It's quite difficult, but really fun once you get into it. The user content, however, can be terrifying. ("All u need 2 no about sex!!", "Do you know all your Pokemon?", etc.)