A note to the IT guy I just talked to

[crankyasanoldma]

Do not call restarting my computer a "quick fix."  It may be some other kind of fix, but it is not fucking quick.

Comments

[sugar_mcduff]

LOL

[hamadryad]

OH GOD, turn on computer, wait for computer to do a billion things before it brings up the password screen, enter password, go read War & Peace while waiting for it to be fuck-knows-what other maintenance prior to actually letting me open anything.

(and yes I've stripped everything possible out of the startup sequence, you're not talking to some newb here, gawwwwwwwd)