Here comes a few more horrible/hilarious things from Rick Emerson. I was listening to a podcast of the show from last week, and a few minutes into hour 2, newsman Tim Riley decided to play a Canadian workplace-safety PSA he'd found. Everyone began watching the video, then suddenly screamed in horror. Much screaming and gasping and Rick yelling " ( Read more... )

Okay, trying this again. I wrote up a huge post last night, and LJ ate it and crapped out a few lines of gibberish onto my page. By then it was past 12:30 and I was too tired and pissed off to spend another hour typing up the post again.

Anyway, here we go...a nice, big chunk of fun, insanity and fuckedupness...

First off, courtesy of Rick ( Read more... )

Just in case you still have some faith in humanity left...Here comes Jim Bob Juggapoon and his girlfriend/sister/daughter/somefuckingthing, Skidmark.  The audio file linked in the first post is fantastic. I want it to be my new ringtone. :D

Speaking of audio stuff...What a Geek Believes--this kind of thing is why I'm such a fan of The Rick Emerson ( Read more... )

File this one under "Holy fucking shit"...just found this on Customers Suck!

At one of the gas stations I was lucky enough to jockey, I noticed acustomer pumping gas with a lit cigarette in their mouth. Followingprotocol I promptly stopped their pump and notified them via intercomthat they needed to extinguish their flame. The guy argued with me ( Read more... )

Okay, I'm in need of a little help. Just thought I'd toss this out here in case anyone has an answer ( Read more... )

A new horror from Rick Emerson:

"He's from Utah, of course."

And here's the full story.

And I do mean worst....

So...I'm sitting here listening to the podcast of today's Rick Emerson Show.  For the last few days, they've been trying to find the worst news story in the history of the world. There have been some horrific stories, such as one about a guy who had a testicle crushed in an accident and another about a woman whose innards ( Read more... )

Just a little something random...

At work this afternoon, I noticed an amusing name on one of the digital-photo orders: McNutt. I have no idea why it made me think of this; it just popped into my head out of nowhere:

There should be a rapper named Busta Nutt.

Now, I despise rap/hip-hop, but I'd be willing to at least try to listen to a song performed ( Read more... )

This is a creepy thing that one of my coworkers found in the Toys department. It's as bad as that goddamn singing fish, if not worse. If I did this embedding thing right, it should show up below:

Seriously...who the fuck would buy one of those? O_o

I heard about this on a podcast of The Rick Emerson Show from around the end of October (which I listened to just last week)...and finally remembered to track it down tonight. Rick teased the story through almost the entire four hours of his show, calling it the worst story you've ever heard...and then he finally revealed it.

Man has Sex with Dead ( Read more... )