science motherfucker, learn it

[crankylex]

It's snowing in NJ.

If I hear one more jackass say, "Global warming, amirite???" I will kill someone. I will flip the fuck out and gnaw their face off.

Please write me letters while I'm in jail.

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[tangofic]

I can catch a flight out this weekend to help you bury the bodies.

[crankylex]

I have shovels, I have a truck, we're good to go!