Things I Wish Existed

[crankyrobot]

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[spammanduh]

Oh Liz... I love you.

[crankyrobot]

and i love you hun

[anonymous]

i thought you were gay...

[crankyrobot]

who is this?
what makes you think i want to munch?

[angrysquaw]

yeah that reminded me... you just want attractive men who aren't seeing people?

they don't need to be into girls?
they can be completely crazy or catatonic or plastic or evil?
cause if you don't care 'bout all that, come to LA my friend...
it's where all the beautiful people hang out

[crankyrobot]

i never said 'unintelligent' or 'shallow' but i mean come on, we have to start somewhere.

[angrysquaw]

suppose so :)